MOMBIE - what is a MOM-BIE A mom who has nothing else remotely interesting going on in her life and does nothing but focus on her children, to the point she lives vicariously through them, finding no other means of fulfillment.
If you have mundane parenting tasks and make them sound like the Superbowl your a mombie
" I was speaking with Julie about the economy and ask if the sequester was going to effect her family, she just turned to me and said, " Is that a type of diaper?"
Symptoms of a Mombie
You're no longer intelligible - Your kids don't listen because you've lost the ability to string words together into cohesive thoughtsYou have a one track mind - You're not out to feed on brains, but rather the sweet tender moments that make motherhood so worthwhile, like dark chocolate, and when you baby tries to say your name but it sounds like MOMBIE
You have that glazed look in your eyes -You haven't slept - really slept - since before you gave birth 5 years ago. You go through the motions but it's pretty clear nobody's home.
You've spent time in the fetal position today - This usually occurs with only 1 out of 3 women
You growl at your children - You never knew you were capable of bellowing such terrible and horrid roars of frustration until you became a mother
You're buried... ...under toys, dirty laundry, and children. You slowly dig your way out - just to get buried again.
You move slowly and shuffle your feet ...especially when headed toward the coffee maker. Years of carrying around toddlers has wreaked havoc on your lower back region. It also doesn't help that your children have only gotten faster.
This Monster Truck Jump House or Bounce House feature a huge blown up monster truck :) Just as you see it! It measures 18'4" L x 15'7" W x 11' H
I'm pretty sure if you have a boy, he is down with the Monster Truck. We've all been to the Verizon Center with our Head sets on watching the awesome monster trucks go wild through the mud and dirt.
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I Like Bouncing don't you?