MOMBIE - what is a MOM-BIE A mom who has nothing else remotely interesting going on in her life and does nothing but focus on her children, to the point she lives vicariously through them, finding no other means of fulfillment.
If you have mundane parenting tasks and make them sound like the Superbowl your a mombie
" I was speaking with Julie about the economy and ask if the sequester was going to effect her family, she just turned to me and said, " Is that a type of diaper?"
Symptoms of a Mombie
You're no longer intelligible - Your kids don't listen because you've lost the ability to string words together into cohesive thoughtsYou have a one track mind - You're not out to feed on brains, but rather the sweet tender moments that make motherhood so worthwhile, like dark chocolate, and when you baby tries to say your name but it sounds like MOMBIE
You have that glazed look in your eyes -You haven't slept - really slept - since before you gave birth 5 years ago. You go through the motions but it's pretty clear nobody's home.
You've spent time in the fetal position today - This usually occurs with only 1 out of 3 women
You growl at your children - You never knew you were capable of bellowing such terrible and horrid roars of frustration until you became a mother
You're buried... ...under toys, dirty laundry, and children. You slowly dig your way out - just to get buried again.
You move slowly and shuffle your feet ...especially when headed toward the coffee maker. Years of carrying around toddlers has wreaked havoc on your lower back region. It also doesn't help that your children have only gotten faster.
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Have you ever wonder if these videos you are caught watching and sharing and laughing your tail feathers off are making the actors or actress behind the scene any money! Well if you did not know they do! It's crazy to
think capturing your child’s most precious moment, or capturing your spouse doing the dougie with no dance talent can go viral. Well this is what's happen with "Charlie bit my finger". You just can't help to think how cute the British
accent is within toddlers, and gives you that awwww.....hahaha moment.
The video is now the 6th most viewed of all time, with close to 520 millionviews. If you exclude commercial videos this is the most viewed one, and how much cash did the parents pull in for their kids for uploading a 57 second video?
Well You Tube will pay anyone who uploads videos and build a subscriber base, for every 10,000 views the youtuber who uploads the video will get paid $3-5, so "Charlie bit my finger" has made in 5 years $156,000-$260,000
exact numbers are not identified . Not bad for 57 seconds and a camera. What if you had your own reality TV and built subscribers, you get 5 cents persubscriber to your channel, as many young kids are doing today.
The great thing about uploading a video that just might go viral is..... people keep watching your video until you take it down, since last year "Charlie bit my finger" have an extra $26,000-42,000 a year, a decent annual income. So by the
time Charlie turns 18, his college and his brother college tuition is paid for....who knows He might be able to retire by then.
So always have that camera ready, you just never know how viral a funny, embarrassing, or act of kindness clip may just happen, and pay your child’s way through college.
Hope you found this helpful, and look forward to seeing some funny videos :)
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Birthday party rentals ideas.
- Laser Tag
- Paint Ball (Pevs paintball)
- Indoor moonbounce (house of bounce, kids in motion, pump it up)
- Chuckie Cheese
- Putt Putt Golf
- Movie Nights
- Moonbounce rentals
- Waterslide Rentals
- Dunk Tank Rentals
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Renting a moonbounce? Have you ever considered booking a moonbounce for your childs party and your letting price determine your decision. We have mothers focus on price as a factor and when receiving a the moonbounce, it meldew smelling, and the kids just didn't want to jump in it.
1. Support local business
2. Consider price but consider service and quality
3. Options, make sure the company your renting from gives you options.
4. Make sure they include Free delivery into your service.
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