MOMBIE - what is a MOM-BIE A mom who has nothing else remotely interesting going on in her life and does nothing but focus on her children, to the point she lives vicariously through them, finding no other means of fulfillment.
If you have mundane parenting tasks and make them sound like the Superbowl your a mombie
" I was speaking with Julie about the economy and ask if the sequester was going to effect her family, she just turned to me and said, " Is that a type of diaper?"
Symptoms of a Mombie
You're no longer intelligible - Your kids don't listen because you've lost the ability to string words together into cohesive thoughtsYou have a one track mind - You're not out to feed on brains, but rather the sweet tender moments that make motherhood so worthwhile, like dark chocolate, and when you baby tries to say your name but it sounds like MOMBIE
You have that glazed look in your eyes -You haven't slept - really slept - since before you gave birth 5 years ago. You go through the motions but it's pretty clear nobody's home.
You've spent time in the fetal position today - This usually occurs with only 1 out of 3 women
You growl at your children - You never knew you were capable of bellowing such terrible and horrid roars of frustration until you became a mother
You're buried... ...under toys, dirty laundry, and children. You slowly dig your way out - just to get buried again.
You move slowly and shuffle your feet ...especially when headed toward the coffee maker. Years of carrying around toddlers has wreaked havoc on your lower back region. It also doesn't help that your children have only gotten faster.
Loudoun County!!! Why it so that you haven't found a reliable moon bounce company that can service you with on time arrival, and quality inflatables. Glad you landing on our page, we hope that you could spend a few minutes exploring our website and hope that you find what your looking for as for party rentals.
We have Bounce Houses, Bouncy Castles, Waterslides, Slip n Slides, Obstacle Courses, and Jousting
To book your party today just call Jackie! He'll take care of you
It's always hard to find a reliable company for our service nowadays, we highly recommend comparing prices and looking up reviews on your choices of moonbounce providers. We've been providing inflatable family fun for now 6 years, and been to over 10,000 birthday parties. We plan on being at yours next. Give us the oppurtunity and we will make sure you child enjoys their birthday with one of our inflatables.
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Birthday party rentals ideas.
- Laser Tag
- Paint Ball (Pevs paintball)
- Indoor moonbounce (house of bounce, kids in motion, pump it up)
- Chuckie Cheese
- Putt Putt Golf
- Movie Nights
- Moonbounce rentals
- Waterslide Rentals
- Dunk Tank Rentals
Are you looking to rent the most amazing waterslide for your childs party this month! Look no further we have the perfect items for your. One that would cool off any hot summer day. Take a minute and check out our Bounce Houses and Waterslide and Obstacle courses today! We'll make sure your event is one to remember. CLICK HERE
You will be glad to find that we are the most affordable moonbounce company in the area. Offering amazing service to our clients, and making them feel like part of the family. This company is ran by Myself, Girlfriend, Father, Mother and Aunt. We work together each week to make sure our clients have everything needed for their party. We really look forward to working with each and everyone of you. Call us or email when you have chosen your favorite moonbounce for your party.
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